"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/08/2013 at 17:07 • Filed to: BAD JOKE THURSDAY

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There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth.

A guy walks into the bar and has some drinks and is there for a few hours.

Another guy comes and sits next to him.

The first guy who has been there for a while looks at the man and says to him, "You know that there is a nice breeze outside and if you jump out it will blow you right back in."

The second guy doesn't agree and tells him to prove it. So, the first guy jumps out the window and comes soaring right back in.

The second guy asks him to do it one more time. So, the first guy jumps out and the nice breeze takes him right back into the bar.

At this time the second guy is starting to believe him and decides he needs to try this. He then jumps out and falls down to his death.

The bartender turns to the first guy and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk!!"

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2013 at 17:09

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Always loved that one

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2013 at 17:11

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*you're

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 08/08/2013 at 17:11

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It's one of the few that I can tell with out completely fucking up when I drink.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/08/2013 at 17:12

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What

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2013 at 17:14

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"Superman, your an asshole when you're drunk!!"

*you're -> you are

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/08/2013 at 17:15

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Look again.

I'm a fucking ninja

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2013 at 17:18

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Good one.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > desertdog5051 08/08/2013 at 17:19

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It really is.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2013 at 17:21

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"Superman, your an asshole when you're drunk!!"

"Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk!"
You can copypasta that one next time you "ninja".

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/08/2013 at 17:27

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desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2013 at 17:27

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Got some hair splitters today, huh.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > desertdog5051 08/08/2013 at 17:32

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I know, right? It's not like I have dyslexia or anything.